The only thing about having a blog where I post the strange things people say when they’re trying to get in my pants is that I have documented proof of the fact that I haven’t been hit on in a while.

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The moment tete-a-nyet becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I’ve got a book I want to give you. It’s in my car. Do you want to come with me to get it?

One day, I will be 25 and pursue you to be my lover.

So I know you are real tell me regarding your feet do you have high or low arches.

i just joined this website thing and i just saw your profile. i like it. I’m going to be straight forward,…would you be interested in hooking up with a 25 yo guy in the military?…who is married (please don’t judge) I’m just not intimately fulfilled and so im discreetly trying this without anyone’s knowledge?…if you have any questions you can ask me. talk to you soon!

“I’ll give you $100 worth of dancing.”

“Shots of whiskey lick you head to toe or licking then whiskey that up to you. You wont be disappointed.”

1:55 AM - Hey bitch

1:55 AM - I want to smell you

2:08 AM - ????

new poems

need new moments.

the unfamiliar smell of rooms other people clean

a gentle stronger hand

life less conditioned

and time spent in your pussy (gross.)

stop me

stop yourself

put it on

take it off

knees

back

transparent

black

want you here

smiling like a laceration

giggling my content (gross.)